- You will clean up body fluids most people don't even know about.
- You will find out what the fishing net is for.
- Maybe you didn't actually intend to give birth at home...but you've always been a procrastinator.
- You will lose your sh*t...in more ways than one.
- You'll become "very" particular.
- Your mantra will find you.
- There's none of that gross hospital food.
- And also? That's not poop.
- Your partner's main job is protecting you from yourself.
- Your spouse will find brand new ways to annoy you.
- By the time you decide it's too hard, you're already doing it.
- You will amaze yourself.
- And if you develop a sudden taste for placenta, that's ok.
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